“Being reduced to a four-man team at this stage of the game is the last thing that the All-Stars need.”
“These guys have fire
in the belly though. Hitler responds to this setback with some fierce dribbling
up centre court. He sells the dummy to Pol Pot. How’s he gonna break through
the tight defensive formation of Michael and Sariel?”
“Will you look at that!
He’s dodged under the defence, beautiful body twist, launches off that front
foot, it’s up and it’s good.”
“An incredibly tricky
shot, but he pulled it off and the tanks roll into Tiananmen Square.”
“Pol Pot’s snatched the
rebound and is drawing the defence.”
“Hitler’s over in
support of Pol Pot. There’s a hole in the JJ’s defence and Stalin has steamed
through it. Hitler lobs a pass over the JJ’s to Stalin and he’s up for the slam
dunk. Another ferocious scoring manoeuvre for the All-Stars and ethnic violence
spreads throughout Eastern Europe.”
“God has called time
out. What a nail-biter, viewers! We’re holding our collective breath as the
All-Stars lead 16 to 15 over the Jumping Jehovahs with only seconds remaining.”
“In a surprise move, God
is bringing in his two draftees: David and Solomon. Murray, isn’t God taking a
big risk bringing on untested players at this crucial point in the game?”
“They’re only untested
in the UBL though, Kurt. Both players have acquitted themselves well under pressure
in the Hebrew League.”
“Play resumes, viewers,
and the suspense is tangible here at the Dante Hyperdrome. David and Solomon
are probing up the right side of the court, passing and dribbling, keeping it
tight. They’re drawing Idi and Stalin.”
Part Six continues tomorrow
The Big Game was first published in The West Australian newspaper and was reproduced in the short story collection, Aotearoa Sunrise.
For more information: www.biggerthanbenhurproductions.com
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